You know what else is more worse than slow internet? »

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i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly »

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When you're walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class.. »
You’re all like

They see you and are all like

Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like

So you’re just all like

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I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness. »

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I envy people who can dance like this. »

And I’m all

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